Fixed By Fire
Your Specialty Renovation Wrecker!
First we ruin it. Then we burn it.
Do you have a renovation project you want ruined? We specialize in low prices, and follow through with low quality service. When you are not happy with the results, we will happily burn it all down so you can start again. You thought it was wrecked, but it's actually FIXED BY FIRE!
Services
What You Need
BEFORE / AFTER
Kitchen to Bitchin'!
Patrick wanted to update his kitchen. We underbid all the competition to score the job, then hired a fake electrician to finish the wiring. Abracadabra! Fixed By Fire!
BEFORE / AFTER
Take this reno to the BANK!
We do Commericial Renos too! They wanted some new carpet and lino. We promised, and we delivered. They are sure to get some new flooring now!
Reviews
Fixed By Fire ruined my perfectly good kitchen reno, just as promised. I'll hire them again next time I need another headache!
Frankie Bolder
I could not be happier with the final product after Fixed By Fire burned down my Art Studio. I can't believe how easy they made it look.
Quinn Davis
We use Fixed By Fire for all our renovation needs. In this competitive environment, Fixed By Fire always fails us. Burnt again!
Sandy Williams
Was it Fixed? You bet? Did they use fire? So much of it! Do they deliver on what they promise? Not usually, but when it comes to ruining my reno, they certainly did! Thanks FBF!
Casey Johnson
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